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A Definitive Ranking of Every Wes Anderson Movie

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Wes Anderson Movies Ranked
Wes Anderson, photo courtesy of the artist

    Welcome to Dissected, where we disassemble a bandā€™s catalog, a directorā€™s filmography, or some other critical pop-culture collection in the abstract. Itā€™s exact science by way of a few beers. The time, we enter the quirky, warmhearted world of Wes Anderson. This article was originally published in 2018 and has been updated.


    ā€œI wouldnā€™t say that Iā€™m particularly bothered or obsessed with detail.ā€ ā€” Wes Anderson

    The rococo eccentricity and color palette of Grand Budapest Hotel say otherwise. As does the closet full of lovingly photographed and artfully uneven board games in The Royal Tenenbaums. Or the use of a Satyajit Ray score, dusted off and delicately placed in The Darjeeling Limited (in addition to the Louis Vuitton luggage custom made by Marc Jacobs). And what about the left-set placement of the kitten next to a record player in Moonrise Kindgom; the stage curtains and custom paintings in Rushmore; or the custom, bisected ship in Life Aquatic?!?

    Sorry, this haranguing is getting in the way of the point: Wes Anderson may say heā€™s not obsessed with detail, but his gifts, his knack for those details, they just come naturally for the now-star director. They craft the worlds in which Andersonā€™s terrific films emerge. They make playgrounds for his flawed characters, his mighty scores and soundtracks, his serio-comic pastiches, and above all, his flawlessly designed images and artistry.

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    He is Lubitsch, he is Kurosawa, he is Martin Scorsese ā€“ heā€™s the best and quirkiest student to emerge from UT Austinā€™s film school with a well-curated library of inspiration behind his films, and weā€™re still obsessing over his work each day. Funny, touching, and obsessive-compulsively easy on the eyes, these are the films of Wes Anderson.

    And just because our ranking doesnā€™t match yours, it doesnā€™t mean you canā€™t start one up yourself. Do it Max Fischer style. Just be sure to print it out in Futura.

    ā€” Blake Goble


    11. Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

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    Fantastic Mr. Fox (20th Century Fox)

    Runtime: 1 hr. 28 min.

    Cast: George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray, Willem Dafoe, Owen Wilson, Wallace Wolodarsky, Eric Anderson, Michael Gambon, Jarvis Cocker, and Hugo Guinness

    How Is Bill Murray Involved?: Heā€™s Clive Badger, Mr. Foxā€™s loyal attorney and best friend, husband to a fantastic pediatrician, and owner of a fairly spacious flint mine.

    Plot: Adapted from the Roald Dahl classic, Fantastic Mr. Fox pits its cunning title character (Clooney) against the firepower of three human foils: the elephantine Boggis, diminutive Bunce, and glowering Bean. After Foxyā€™s desire for more specious real estate puts him in proximity of these three farmersā€™ hauls, his old lust for thieving reemerges (much to the disappointment of his wife, Streepā€™s Felicity).

    Soon, his increasingly dangerous rivalry puts all of his fellow animals in the crosshairs (and distracts him from helping his son, Schwartzmanā€™s Ash, through a serious case of cousin rivalry). Once said cousin finds himself in the farmersā€™ clutches, itā€™s up to Mr. Fox and his allies to save the boy, end the siege, and rediscover the familial joys only found by going straight.

    It Is Beautiful, Steve (Soundtrack): Fantastic Mr. Fox marks the beginning of the Alexandre Desplat era of Andersonā€™s films. What a delightful start; filled with equal parts cartoon energy and oversaturated autumn color, themes like ā€œMr. Fox in the Fieldsā€ and ā€œHigh-Speed French Trainā€ capture the whimsy and awe of childhood longing with each plucked string. Elsewhere, Burl Ives is the master of ceremonies, with three contributions from his seminal 1959 record Burl Ives Sings Little White Duck and Other Childrenā€™s Favorites lending the film the quality of a dog-eared storybook.

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    How Much Kinks?: The Kinks took a powder for this one, as did most of the British Invasion (though, as always, youā€™ll find at least one Rolling Stones song; in this case, the well-used ā€œStreet Fighting Man,ā€ which Iā€™m sure Mick Jagger always intended to one day soundtrack a stop-motion brawl between three bulldozers and a family of foxes).

    A Word on Fonts: Watch out, nerds. Weā€™ve got a subtle-but-important change here. While Anderson continued his use of Futura on the filmā€™s marketing materials, the actual font used within the film was (ready your fainting couches) Helvetica Bold! Score one for Max Miedinger and Eduard Hoffmann.

    Best Doomed Love Affair: Iā€™m all for Agnes and Kristofferson going steady (sorry, Ash), but between their youth and the eventual recovery of Kristoffersonā€™s dad, their relationship does seem destined to wind up little more than a semester-long dalliance.

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    Most Problematic Fave: Other than perpetuating the stereotype of wolves as unknowable (and possibly French) badasses, thereā€™s really not much to complain about.

    Most Gratuitous Set Fetishism: Glowing with the golden warmth that only thousands of gallons of high-proof cider can provide, Farmer Beanā€™s cider cellar manages to feel inviting and ominous all at once. Itā€™s even better when you realize that none of that glow comes from CGI effects.

    Best Prop: While there are touches in the Foxesā€™ home that would be the envy of any dollhouse (particularly Ashā€™s train set and Felicityā€™s tiny moka pot), I want nothing more in the world than to own a full-sized replica of a whackbat.

    Bob Gets the Spirit Award (Best Secondary Character): Kylie without hesitation. I mean, come on. They donā€™t give a cussing Titanium Card to just anybody, you know.

    Verdict: When youā€™re adapting a work by an author as beloved as Dahl, thereā€™s equal temptation to hew faithfully to the (rightly loved) source material and to create something that justifies its own existence. Anderson gets it right, sticking to Dahlā€™s narrative beats while deepening the story and its characters with liberally applied contemporary updates that feel hip and timeless all at once. He also revealed himself as one of the foremost stop-motion animators of the 21st century, a talent that helped earn the film a Best Animated Feature nomination at the 82nd Academy Awards (where it lost to Up).

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    Filled with welcoming warmth, a miniaturist eye for detail, and a reverence for old-fashioned fashions of filmmaking not quite yet dead and gone, Fantastic Mr. Fox may yet inspire the next generation of directors to follow in Andersonā€™s eccentric, exacting footsteps. If this is the least of the films on this list, you know that this is going to be a very, very good list.

    ā€” Tyler Clark


    10. Bottle Rocket (1996)

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    Bottle Rocket (Columbia Pictures)

    Runtime: 1 hr. 31 min.

    Cast: Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Robert Musgrave, James Caan, Lumi Cavazos, Andrew Wilson, and Kumar Pallana

    How Is Bill Murray Involved?: For the one and only time in this entire list: heā€™s not! (Update: This streak ends in 2023.)

    Plot: Would-be cat burglars Dignan (Owen Wilson) and Anthony (Luke Wilson) arenā€™t hardened criminals; mostly, theyā€™re just looking for a way out of the mind-numbing suburban ennui of the Dallas Metroplex. Thanks to Dignanā€™s elaborate planning and almost-successful practice heists, the pair (along with their put-upon friend, the would-be pot farmer and getaway driver Bob) catch the eyes of some interested parties.

    For Dignan, itā€™s Mr. Henry, a landscaping contractor and small-potatoes criminal kingpin. For Anthony, itā€™s Inez, the chambermaid at the groupā€™s roadside motel hideout who might give him a non-criminal reason to live. Friendships are tested, loyalties questioned, and safe-cracking skills put to the test as the boys join Mr. Henryā€™s gang for the big robbery that might put them on the map (or land them in something worse than a voluntary stay at a mental hospital).

    It Is Beautiful, Steve: In his first feature, Wes Andersonā€™s soundtrack game wasnā€™t yet at the legendary level it would eventually attain. His first collaboration with Mark Mothersbaugh produced a Tex-Mex grab bag of a score that remains pleasant without being terribly memorable. Bottle Rocket also mostly eschews the British Invasion influences that dominate many of Andersonā€™s films; the closest youā€™ll get here is a single track (The Rolling Stonesā€™ ā€œ2000 Manā€), which, along with essential tracks by Arthur Lee and Love, doesnā€™t even appear on the official soundtrack release. The best song that does? The Proclaimersā€™ ā€œOver and Done With.ā€

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    How Much Kinks?: None! Youā€™ll get the Stones and like it.

    A Word on Fonts: Andersonā€™s affinity for Futura is apparent immediately; his favored font appears first in Bottle Rocketā€™s title card. After that, though, it only appears sparingly, adding to the generic vibe of the boysā€™ motel hideout and the institutional anonymity of Hinkley Cold Storage.

    Best Doomed Love Affair: There really isnā€™t one; the film ends with Bottle Rocketā€™s only love story (between Anthony and Inez) still on the giddy upswing.

    Most Problematic Fave: Though it ends up being mutual, Anthonyā€™s initial attraction to Inez always felt a little creepy; even excepting the language barrier, the dude mistakes common courtesy for an invitation to follow her around while she works (without changing out of his bathrobe, no less) and then steals the picture of her sister out of her locket! Is that ā€¦ is that courtship?

    Most Gratuitous Set Fetishism: ā€œGratuitousā€ is the wrong g-word for this one. Try ā€œgrounded.ā€ From the drab bookstore to the chintzy motel to the bar where Dignan gets decked, Bottle Rocket generally places its characters in settings that emphasize the feeling of lived-in Texas boredom. In the interests of completion, weā€™ll give the nod here to the the mid-century cool of Bobā€™s house; bet Futureman makes a mean highball.

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    Best Prop: There are a couple of low-key contenders for this one; the book of Roosevelt dimes drives home the oppressive suburban normalcy while the pharmacy pinball machine makes for some cool shots. However, the honor here goes to Dignanā€™s Honda minibike, whose half-mature impracticality really drives home its owners fascination with boyhood-style misadventure.

    Bob Gets the Spirit Award: This category is named after him, so Bob Mapplethorpe is our winner, even if thereā€™s not ā€œa real air of mysteryā€ about him.

    Verdict: Wes Andersonā€™s first movie is also one of the few to feel rooted to its time period; you can see the through lines between this and the stylized crime of Pulp Fiction, the aimless slackerdom of Clerks, and the desperate longing of Trainspotting. If Anderson never quite transcends his contemporaries on this first try, he still manages to turn out a film that you wouldnā€™t have been disappointed to rent sight-unseen from a Blockbuster in 1997.

    Even if heā€™d never made another movie, the film likely wouldā€™ve found cult fame thanks to the manic criminal optimism of Owen Wilsonā€™s Dignan alone. As it stands, Bottle Rocket is instead a pretty good movie in a filmography filled with pretty great ones.

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    ā€” T. Clark


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